Thanks for checking out the definitive resource on the web for West Allis night life. All bar reviews are based on scoring in six main categories.
1) Overall Value
What you get for what you spend. Can you drink all night on $10 or is that only going to buy you a couple mixers? Drink specials and food are also taken into account.
2) Atmosphere
Is the bar a dark & dingy shit box or a classy joint?
Cleanliness, Temperature, Smell, Volume and Decoration are all deciding factors in this category.
3) Service
How good is your bartender?
Promptness, Politeness, Freebies, Friendliness and Drink mixing ability all play a part.
4) Clientèle
Type and Variety of people in attendance.
Hot Women and friendly people are definite positives, while douchbags, old drunks and loud obnoxious guys looking for a fight are going to drag the score lower.
5) Entertainment
Besides getting blitzed - what else can I do at the bar?
Televisions, A good jukebox, Games (pool table, dart boards, Maga Touch) and Unique things you don't normally see at a corner bar are key in maxing out this category.
6) Selection
What kinds of beer are on tap?
This also includes food and types of drinks available.
Scores will be tallied in each category and averaged out to get a final rating of one-five beers.
One Beer
One of the worst fucking bars in the city. How it stays in business is beyond us.
Two Beers
This place epitomizes the shitty West Allis dive bar. End of the night last resort, half hour MAX.
Three Beers
A solid bar, but is lacking a few things to make it regular stop.
Four Beers
Impressive, most impressive. A fantastic bar to add to your rotation.
Five Beers
Christ on a bike! This is the greatest fucking bar on the planet, a must visit!
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